[Absurd Cultivation + Wild System Antics + Playing the Fool to Outsmart the Wise + the Myriad Worlds + Guardian God of Humanity]
Lu Yun, whose life on Earth is a miserable mess, is ready to die when he unexpectedly transmigrates to a cultivation continent and awakens the Misery-Mongering System.
As a mighty Nascent Soul cultivator, he has to start racking up points by playing the victim?
He's reached the Deity Transformation stage, and he still has to play the victim...
He's cultivated to the terrifying Great Vehicle Realm, and he still has to play the victim...
Even when he's crossing the tribulation to ascend, he can't escape the fate of playing the victim!!!
Lu Yun is either playing the victim or on his way to do it...
If I'm stronger than you, then I should act miserable and rack up some points;
If you're even stronger than me, then I can't waste this opportunity. I have to put on an even more pitiful show and make a killing first.
He throws back his head and roars, "Who could possibly have it worse than me?"
Anyone else??
The road of misery stretches far and wide. I shall seek it high and low!
