A Goofy Little Cultivator Takes the Crowd of Lunatics to Dance on Graves

[Absurd Comedy, No Romance, Everyone’s Darling, Little Cutie, Unorthodox Cultivation, Junior Sister]

The doomed side character in a melodramatic romance dies a gruesome death, only to be stewed in a pot? No problem! She’ll join the villains and turn the tables against all odds.

In her previous life, Bai Xiaoyuan met a ridiculous end, stewed in a pot! Reborn, Little Yuanyuan comes to her senses and is determined to change the story.

A tiny member of the Absurd clan, she starts from the start by dancing on a big shot’s grave and obtains an unparalleled legacy!

What?! The dog of a male lead who stewed her in her previous life wants to take her as his disciple again?

“No, no, no! I wanna go home and pay my respects to my ancestors!”

She refuses the dog of a sect leader as her master and turns around to join a poor, pitiful body-refinement sect.

Little rich girl Yuanyuan isn’t fazed at all. With a casual wave, she donates a whole mountain of spirit stones, instantly making the body-refinement sect the richest sect around!

The whole sect is heartbroken, convinced the body-refinement sect has struck it lucky.

Only Little Yuanyuan stares blankly at the pile of awesome divine weapons and treasures her senior brothers have given her.

Hmm… The poorest sect? Not sure. Let’s wait and see!

Until she discovers that every member of the sect is an unhinged villain…

What? Her eldest senior brother is going off to get revenge?

“Eldest Senior Brother, I read the stars last night and saw that you’re due for a spell of bad luck. Come dance on a grave with me!”

Damn! Her third and fourth senior brothers are about to fall into demonic cultivation and get wiped out?

“Third and Fourth Senior Brothers, your cultivation hasn’t improved in ages. How about I take you dancing on a grave?”

When she discovers that her master is the biggest villain of all, she drags him to her ancestors’ grave that very night and sings “Good Luck Is Coming.”

“Master, Master, dance with me and you’ll be the luckiest person here!”

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At first, everyone: ??? Is the junior sister stupid?

Later, they’re all: Oh my, this is actually great!