I Have a Leaky Body, and I'll Smash You to Pieces with One Blow

Name: I Have a Leaky Body, and I'll Smash You to Pieces with One Blow
Author: Han Yin

我天漏之体，一锤子锤爆你

by Han Yin (翰音)

Status: Completed
Length: 201k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Xu Zhengqing transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, only to discover that he has a leaky-sky constitution that makes cultivation impossible.

Someone sends him an imperial-tier body-tempering manual, the Myriad Wastes Devouring Scripture, into his sea of consciousness.

To keep him alive, that person also arranges for a woman named Nalan Chanxia to marry him. As long as Xu Zhengqing shares a bed with Nalan Chanxia, his lifespan will increase.

What is the person behind all this planning?

If you’re not enjoying the earlier chapters, you can skip straight to Chapter 58.

Who is that person, really...

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My Body Is Incredibly Powerful我的肉身强悍无比Alternate title on Fanqie

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I really can't stand protagonists who get cheat powers and spend every day showing off. Fine, give them cheat powers, but they could at least keep a low profile and make their fortune quietly. The villain works so hard, only to get face-slapped by someone who never lifted a finger? It's bad enough getting crushed by people with cheat powers in real life. Do I really have to watch them show off in my face when I'm reading a novel, too?

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