Various Ways to Raise Grown-Up Cubs

This will be a heartwarming story.

It will recount the different experiences of a father and daughter,

the uneventful lives of some interesting people,

and the laughter and joy of a fantastical world.

But before it begins,

please remember:

Everything in it is a transaction, and the price paid to make each one will equal, or even quietly exceed, the benefit gained.

Now,

time begins to sprout.