The Thicker Your Skin, the Longer You Live

This blurb is a little weak, but give it a chance! I wanted to call it Kidney Defense: The Battle, but that sounded a bit awkward, so I gave up. Take your time and enjoy it. Yulang was born with an immortal bone, yet he finds himself surrounded by a bunch of female lechers in the Hehuan Sect. What is he supposed to do to protect his kidneys? He started out at the very bottom of the cultivation world, the bottom of the bottom. How did he go on to crush the Sword Saint and become the strongest of all? A fantasy story with plenty of laughs. Come on in!