Waking up, Wang Yao finds that he has transmigrated to the world of Pokemon, with a System to boot.
“System, navigate.”
“Turn left, go straight, go straight, go straight, turn left.”
“System, identify that Pokemon.”
“Goomy, Dragon-type Pokémon.”
“Give me more detail!”
“That was the most detail possible.”
“Catch it.”
“Congratulations, you caught Goomy, a Dragon-type Pokémon. Growth reduced. Bond training reduced.”
“Try another one. Identify that Pokemon.”
“Magikarp, Water-type Pokémon, level 5, potential C, growth C.”
“Forget it, catch it.”
“Congratulations, you caught Magikarp. Potential increased. Growth increased. Bond training increased. Magikarp is currently in good health, with no hidden ailments. It likes to eat Wepear Berries…”
“Your lousy System is way too biased.”
“This System is the one-of-a-kind, strongest ‘Dragon’-type breeding system in this world, specializing in…”
“Get lost.”
Abba Abba.
I'm almost pissed off watching a pig's trotter collect a spirit. This system is also very irritating. I can't stand it.