Taking on Haters and Paparazzi: My Wild Life in Showbiz

[Transmigration + showbiz + strong heroine + feel-good power fantasy + comedy + wilderness survival + Prison Makeover 101] After 99 quick transmigrations, Xia Tian returns to her original world. She steps in to defend someone and kicks a lecherous top-tier star right in his “patriotic face,” only to get condemned across the internet and blacklisted. Her boyfriend, a rising music-award winner, posts on Weibo in the middle of the night: “Xia Tian and I have nothing to do with each other.” Xia Tian posts an IOU: “How can we have nothing to do with each other? Pay me back, you little brat!” In the wilderness, Xia Tian’s combat skills are off the charts, and she pulls out one skill after another. With a cleaver in hand, Xia Tian faces: Venomous snakes: dead! Black bears: run! Sharks: flee! Her ex-boyfriend, clutching his crotch: “D-don’t come any closer!” Netizens: “She can build houses, hunt, identify plants... Is there anything Xia Tian can’t do?” The authorities launch Prison Makeover 101, a reality show featuring people guilty of tax evasion, prostitution, fraud, drunk driving, and more. The biggest names in crime all gather in one place, with Xia Tian’s name right at the top of the list. Haters celebrate: “Oh, thank God! Xia Tian finally got thrown in prison to work a sewing machine!” The show starts, and Xia Tian appears in a crisp prison guard’s uniform, looking sharp and heroic. In her hand, she’s holding the latest inmate: the top-tier star adored by her haters. Netizens also discover that Xia Tian can read faces, tell fortunes, catch ghosts, and sell talismans! Netizens: “Superstitious nonsense! Then who bought out all the newly released safety charms?” Xia Tian: “I know a little about science and technology too. I can build chips, achieve controlled nuclear fusion, send people to the moon...”