2023: The Book of the False Purple Star Descending from Heaven

Is there really a Purple Star? Yes! Fate will bring her and me together! This is basically a modern-day A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality! An easy cultivation method anyone can learn! My story is tightly plotted, with every part linked to the next. Don't read a bit here and skip a bit there, or you'll miss so many great scenes! Hey, sister-in-law! Why do you read? What do you get out of it? Emotional fulfillment, right? Great! Then read! Do you even understand it? If you don't, come argue about it in the comments! Is the main character living the high life or suffering? Is it a comedy with plot twists? This character setup? This level of intelligence? The author must be a genius, of course! I've reached enlightenment! Otherwise, I couldn't write with such depth! Life is a journey through the martial world, and who can avoid getting cut? If you don't read, you'll get cut for sure! All right, I know! Go on, read! You don't understand it, do you? Cute!