Three Kingdoms: The Prime Minister Zhuge Who Can't Do a Thing

(A Three Kingdoms livestream, an alternate version of Chinese history, comedy, and memes.) Zhuge Liang: Shu Han has no capable generals. I, Zhuge Liang, will gladly lead the vanguard. Zhang Fei: That Zhuge strategist’s Dongfeng missiles sure as hell work! Zhuge Jin: My second brother is invincible! [The God of War of Yiling, Liu Bei: Sir, please help me restore the Han dynasty!] [Zhuge Liang: I require an annual salary of one million!] [Lord Cao: Master Zhuge, join my camp, and I, Cao, will offer you my daughter’s hand!] [Empress Wu Zetian of Great Zhou: Shangguan Wan’er, I don’t care what it takes. You must bring Zhuge Liang to me in chains.] [From the start with nothing but a bowl: I wonder how this man compares to Liu Bowen?] [Princess Zhao Min of Great Yuan: If you come to Great Yuan, I’ll give myself to you.] Zhuge Liang: Stay calm~ (slowly blows out a smoke ring) Huang Yueying: Aww~, my Liangliang is just so capable! (๑>؂<๑)