I Tread Upon the Myriad Worlds

[Absurd + I'm Not a Masochist + System + Cultivation + Immortality]

In 2025, Earth underwent a cataclysmic transformation, and I unexpectedly transmigrated to the world of cultivation.

I just want to go home, but what can I do without a spiritual root?

[Sage]: Explanation: Master can cultivate through body refinement.

Sorry, my encyclopedia search engine is named Sage.

[Sage]: ... ...

My cultivation seems a little different... ...

Golden soap in my left hand, golden shovel in my right.

I give a mighty shake, and suddenly I'm wearing a skirt.

Put on a mask, and I don't care for anyone.

A flash of golden light, and Ju accepts my bow.

My clone enters the scene and greets everyone!

Enemy: “??? Did something go wrong?”

I shake my left hand, then my right. When I see an enemy, I flirt.

Enemy: “???”

I point at myself and stab through my body with a sword. Pain sharing, activated at full power. All I hear is the enemies wailing.

Enemy: “!!!”

My left foot stands on heaven, my right foot stands on earth. I'm number one across the Myriad Worlds!

“Go, Pikachu!”

Watch me roast the world. Who dares claim they can't be beaten? Who dares call themselves invincible?!

My name is Bai Mo, and my System is absurd... ...