I Spent Ten Quadrillion Being a Simp

"Ding! One quadrillion yuan has been deposited into your account. (Alipay's robotic female voice)"

What...

I actually activated the Simp Assistance Program?

I can only spend money on simps?

Then what are we waiting for...

I'll give it a try,

Sigh, spending money isn't as easy as it sounds...

The pacing is a little slow, but it's worth reading closely.