As everyone knows, out in the wild, strange beasts have all been contaminated to varying degrees. After killing them, do not eat their contaminated meat. Eating it will make your own level of contamination rise sharply. Remember that.
Xin Hai, an environmentalist, immediately volunteered to deal with the contaminated meat. After all, as an environmentalist, how could he let the meat pollute the environment? He would take care of it.
With that, he pulled out a bear paw covered in octopus suckers and began roasting it over a fire.
The delicious aroma of the bear paw made Xin Hai's mouth water. As for contamination? What contamination? Once it's in your stomach, it can't pollute anything, can it?
After all, who could possibly turn down a bear paw covered in suckers?
(This story features superpowers, the paranormal, and comedy.)
