Hua Mulan cut a dashing figure when she joined the army in her father’s place. Envious?
Don’t be!
The rough-and-tumble men stink to high heaven, and they’re always trying to drag my petite self off for a skinny-dip in the wild.
Good grief, even my hair is going to stink!
The inconveniences of life are just a minor issue. The real question is, how is a young soldier who’s actually a woman supposed to survive in a military camp with rules this strict?
After looking around, it seems the general’s lap is the only one worth clinging to.
“General, you and I get along so well. Why don’t we become sworn brothers?”
