Livestreaming in the West: This Monkey Is Utterly Wicked

[Comedy] [Absurd] [Feel-Good] [Humorous] [Lighthearted] Heh heh, from the start, I, Old Sun, married the Fairy Zixia. We went on a journey to the West in a sports car, sweet on each other all the way and making everyone else green with envy. I, Old Sun, joined a live-streamed journey to the West, but it was really nothing much. I just played pranks on gods and demons, earned some cultivation points, and borrowed a few of their treasures to admire. They had all sorts of treasures: magical artifacts, cultivation techniques, equipment, and even women. It was no big deal; everyone has different tastes. Of course they got angry when I took their treasures, but there wasn't anything they could do to me. After all, I'm the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! Even those who couldn't hold back soon came around after I soothed them with my staff. In the end, they were all smiling. What can I say? I like to reason with people and win them over with virtue. By the way, my livestream helped everyone see me, Old Sun, in a new light. I also gained plenty of beautiful confidantes, some from the heavens and some from the underworld. That's a long story, so let me tell it at my leisure! Everyone knows that I, Old Sun, was born to stir up trouble, getting into all kinds of mischief. Enough talk; I'm off to cause some more!