You Call This a Game?

When a virtual reality game appears before you, what would you do?

“What? A virtual reality game? I'd be so happy I'd drop dead on the spot!”

“Fine, you can go now.”

“???”

“Ahem, I mean, step aside for a moment. Let me run an ad first.”

"Universe Online" is here in a spectacular launch. Your transmigration starts now!

You, a lowly leek ripe for harvesting, should hurry into the game and let our esteemed administrator show you the joys of working 24/7!

What are you waiting for? It's a virtual reality game!!