I’m an Immortal Who Came Down the Mountain, and You Want Me to Be a Son-in-Law?

[No System] + [Sword Cultivator] + [One Female Lead] + [Tiger Pretending to Be a Pig] + [Do You Need a Reason to Dote on Your Wife?] + [Modern Great Luo] + [K Elements] I, Li Mingyue, am the only heir for ten generations of the Hongtu clan of Shangjing. I drew in qi at three, began qi cultivation at five, and reached the Xiantian realm at eight, when an old man tricked me into joining Tianqiong Mountain to cultivate immortality. I formed my golden core at ten, reached Nascent Soul at twelve, and at fourteen was favored by the sword dao and became a sword cultivator. With just a sword at my side, I defeated every nation and went unmatched. At sixteen, I reached the Deity Transformation realm. At seventeen, I advanced to the Great Ascension stage and underwent the baptism of heavenly thunder. Now, at eighteen, I have successfully survived the Five Thunder Tribulation and become an Earthly Immortal. And you want me to descend the mountain, go home, and become a live-in son-in-law? (I write without using my brain, so please do me the favor of reading without using yours, either.)