My name is Han Xuan, 26 years old, former programmer, now a walking mushroom man.
My system is called "Absurd Life", and its core logic is: the more outrageous, the stronger.
So I ate mushrooms, greened chairs, and bloomed in public at my ex's wedding.
Do you regret asking me?
No regrets.
Because now I can use code to rewrite reality, I can hit people with a chair, and I can use mushrooms to make my ex-girlfriend tell the truth.
You call this absurd?
I said this is called - I understand.
