This Schemer Is a Little Too Vicious

[Lighthearted + comedy + school life + everyday antics + absurd humor + sly schemer + spiritual qi revival]

In a world undergoing spiritual qi revival, a mountain ten thousand zhang tall separates humanity from the demon race.

One day, the demon race’s “Heaven-Demon Immortal-Slaying Sword” went missing, but humanity flatly denied having it.

So humanity and the demon race started biting each other.

They bit and bit, until they bit their way to Grandma’s Bridge…

A space-type ability, and you haven’t awakened in three years?

No problem. I’ll help you!

I am the Celestial Dao Perfected One, also known as the Dog-Skin Plaster Perfected One!

Su Chen: Is this Awakening Pill for real? (^_^;)

Old man: Absolutely~ Eat it and your spiritual root will awaken. It’s amazing! Not only will you look good, it’ll strengthen your kidneys!

Su Chen: Ugh~

This taste… I’m seriously done with this (☍﹏⁰)

Old man: That’s my… black mud! You’ve got a nice rhythm to that vomit. You’re a promising student!

(Absurd parody. If you don’t laugh, come fight me!)