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[365 days until Western magical civilization awakens. You have been chosen to guide the revival of Eastern internal energy civilization.]

Mu Tian receives the Internal Energy Transmission System and takes on the burden of awakening internal energy in everyone, but things seem to be going a little off course.

“Recently, videos have surfaced online showing elderly people running along the outside walls of high-rises and leaping between floors. Some influencer agencies are resorting to any means necessary for traffic.”

“Reports claim that groups of fitness walkers in several cities have overturned cars by the roadside. The videos are suspected to be edited. We strongly condemn this kind of inflammatory misinformation.”

“The outer wall of a prison suddenly collapsed, and the inmates vanished overnight. The developer fled in the middle of the night.”

“A bank robber claiming to be a martial arts master shattered the counter glass with one palm, then was subdued by a bank employee in two seconds.”

Mu Tian: “Wait, who exactly have I been passing my internal energy techniques on to?”

“Uncles of the East, the children of the West are suffering terribly. Let’s hurry over and help them!!”