Let's Get Divorced, My Blind Dates Are Lined Up Around the Block

[Everyday blind dates + everyday schemes against each other + no looking back + the blind dates never end, they just never end] Ex-husband: “If you get divorced now, you’ll never find someone to marry.” I glanced at the matchmaker’s eager message and smiled. * I’d just gotten divorced, and the first woman I met immediately offered to set me up with someone. Me: ??? I’m still in the divorce cooling-off period, and you’re already setting me up with someone? Are you sure you’ve got the right person? * Once you’re divorced, who looks back?