In the Pokemon World, I Keep Getting Further Down the Road of Cheating

The Strongest Pokemon Raising System… No, wait, the God-Tier Pokemon Raising System… That doesn’t sound right either. Let’s call it the Super Cheat, All-Purpose, Transcendent God-Tier System! ( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ ) Yay! Host big brother, would you like to bind me? (●/ω\●)1

I refuse…

All right, binding successful.

(ㅎ‸ㅎ) So what can you do? Didn’t I say I wasn’t going to bind you? And what’s your name, anyway?

I don’t know what my System name is either. That’s not important! I have all the functions other Systems do, and I can even rig things behind the scenes. Tell me, doesn’t that annoy you? Please choose your System’s starting template.