Abducted to the Mountains for Ten Years, I Return Invincible

(No System, an invincible protagonist, a rogueish personality, master schemer who loves setting people up, laid-back daily life, comedy. He’s either showing off or face-slapping someone.)

I’m incredibly powerful, but a person should be humble and keep a low profile.

My family is loaded, but I just love wearing bargain-bin clothes that cost a few bucks. That’s just how I roll.

Want to show off in front of me? Go ahead. I’ll enjoy watching you make a fool of yourself.

Want to face-slap me? Sorry, I’m terrifyingly strong. If your attempt fails, you’re in for a world of hurt.

The campus belle tries to play me, so I turn the tables on her and leave her pale-faced with shame.

The Seraph wants me to become her follower? I slap her down and make her kneel and sing my praises.

The Empress wants to decree me her husband? Sorry, you’re not worthy.

-------I’m immortal and invincible. Come try to face-slap me.