Rewriting Journey to the West: the Poor Monk Does Not Seek Scriptures, Only Seeks Revenge!

There is no golden cicada in this world, only Jiang Liuer who drinks wine and eats meat. There is no Monkey King in this world, only wild monkeys who are beaten every day. There is no Marshal Tianpeng in this world, only a fat man with deep love as deep as the sea. There are no generals in this world, only stupid people who love selflessly. Have you heard of my journey to the west?