“Hello, 110? I'd like to report a crime.”
“There's a guy raising female ghosts for his own amusement, and zombies are working assembly lines at his illegal factory. Worst of all, some adorable little monsters are being forced to deliver packages and takeout. Any one of his crimes is enough to make your blood boil. Please send someone to arrest him right away...”
[Understood. We have received your report. We are now transferring you to the personnel responsible for handling this case. Please hold...]
[Beep, beep, beep... Hello...]
“Officer, I'd like to report a crime.”
[You lot have nothing better to do, huh! You called to report me? You'll be working overtime on the assembly line tonight. If you don't finish the quota, I'll make sure you never reincarnate...]
“Ahaha! Boss, we didn't report you! We just wanted to chat. We're going to work the assembly line now... Beep, beep, beep...”
Beautiful, so beautiful!