"Hey, 110? I want to report the crime."
"There is a man who keeps female ghosts for his personal entertainment, and also raises zombies to make screws in the black factory he runs. The worst thing is that some cute little monsters are forced to deliver express delivery and takeout. Any of his crimes are heinous. Please send someone to catch him quickly..."
[Okay, we are aware of the details of your case and are now transferring it to the relevant personnel responsible for this case. Please wait a moment...]
[Beep beep... Hello...]
"Officer, I want to report a crime."
[You guys have nothing to do, right? Call me and report me, I will work overtime tonight to hammer screws. If you fail to complete the task, I will make you never reincarnate...]
"Aha! Boss, we didn't report you! We just want to chat with you, so let's go screw in now... Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep"
Beautiful, so beautiful!