The Weird World: I Cheat, So I Can Do Whatever I Want

[Transmigration + System + Not Human + Comedy + Maximum Satisfaction]

Lin Wei transmigrates to a world crawling with bizarre creatures and becomes a plague doctor.

On his first day there, the price of human blood skyrockets: 100 ml is worth 1,000 silver coins!

The bizarre creatures cry, “Please, save us! We’ve drunk ourselves into bankruptcy just for a single sip of blood, our families have run away, and expensive blood is everywhere! Have you ever been thirsty to death? Have you ever been thirsty to death?!”

[Ding! You are now bound to the Everything Shop System!]

From installing light bulbs in outer space to filling holes on the ocean floor, there’s nothing you can think of that I can’t do!

[Select Recipe: Human Blood Drink]

[A liquid made with cutting-edge technology and potent ingredients, its taste rivals that of human blood, making it indistinguishable from the real thing.]

A faceless nurse with an incredible figure leans across the table.

Faceless Nurse: “Doctor, give me a vial of blood! Any position you like. I have lots of sisters too, if you’re interested.”

Looking for a freebie? Lin Wei whips out a heavily modified rifle and shoves it at her, taking care of everything in one go.

[You have intimidated the faceless nurse. Affection +10]

Watch as I take it one step at a time and do whatever I want in this bizarre world.