If the Organ Rebels and Asks Me to Practice, I Will Immediately Destroy It!

[Organ dialogue + God-killing template + Hidden Xuan Kun + Hilarious + Sand sculpture + Lots of jokes] At the beginning, Jiang Ming has awakened the bad performance system. As long as the bad performance is worse, he can obtain the bad performance value and get rewards. However, Jiang Ming found that his organs began to rebel one by one. He called himself the boss and asked Jiang Ming to work hard to find stimulation and accumulate activity so that they could successfully awaken. The activity level requires Jiang Ming to take the initiative to grab the bamboo shoots in order to obtain them. [Brain: I am the Jade Emperor of the Haotian Golden Tower. Jiang Ming, as long as you help me break through the shackles, I will make you the number one general in heaven! [Heart: I am the fallen angel Lucifer. Jiang Ming, you can show off, but you must help me beat the shit out of Michael! [Lungs: Don't let your lungs break, practice as fast as you can! Liver: rotten? I'm so angry that I don't want to make progress! It's hopeless! [Kidney: Okay, master, why are you so lazy? Little brother:...... The secondary disease organs kept quarreling in Jiang Ming's mind every day, and Jiang Ming was angry! Jiang Ming: "Rebellion! Everyone has rebelled! I am the master and you are the master!?" I want to show off, no one can stop me! Let me do something, win the bamboo shoots, right? Can it be like the mental hospital next door, where the ability can be extracted? [Organs: Can be pumped! Jiang Ming: Once you draw the ability, I will take the bamboo shoots once, too many! [Organs: OK! Whoops! Many years later, relying on the help of his system and various organs, Jiang Ming became a strong man, and the activity of his body's various organs finally reached 100%. Jiang Ming was shocked. It turned out that all his organs were from gods!