In the Three Kingdoms, I’m Liu Shan’s Playmate

“Ma Su has stationed his troops on the mountain instead of setting up camp along the main road!” In the command tent, Zhuge Kongming cried out, then slumped heavily into his commander's chair. “All is lost! This is my fault!” When news of the defeat in the northern campaign reached Chengdu, Liu Shan was still embracing two voluptuous consorts. Suddenly, someone below the steps drew a sword and rushed forward. Startled, Liu Shan shoved away the beauty beside him and shouted, “Where are the Imperial Guards?!” “Your Majesty, I am the Imperial Guard!”