[Transmigrate into a book, mind reading, everyone's character goes off the rails, woman disguises herself as a man, comedy]
In her previous life, Luo Qingyun was forced to become an assassin and work around the clock until she finally dropped dead from exhaustion. Then she transmigrated into a book, taking the place of a doomed young noble with the same name.
She planned to latch onto the male and female leads, change her tragic fate, and live a carefree life. But through a series of mishaps, she accidentally provoked the book's biggest villain, the regent.
What she never expected was that this villain could hear her thoughts...
Luo Qingyun, aloud: "Imperial Uncle~ You really are a handsome, dashing, charming man, pure as a lotus rising from the mud!"
Luo Qingyun, in her thoughts: "His face really is better-looking than every male courtesan in the capital. He'd make a fortune as the top courtesan!"
Ye Zhuming, gritting his teeth: "Well done, Luo Qingyun!"
Luo Qingyun, aloud: "Imperial Uncle, you're handsome, rich, and powerful. You can punch a tiger into the mountains and kick a dragon into the sea. You're a role model for all of us!"
Luo Qingyun, in her thoughts: "One day, when I'm stronger than you, I'll make you kneel at my feet and sing 'Surrender'! Hahahahahaha..."
Ye Zhuming, scowling: "I'll let you bounce around for a couple more days, you little thing..."
Luo Qingyun, aloud: "I'm the toughest man around. Saying that about me is an insult, Imperial Uncle!"
Luo Qingyun, in her thoughts: "Damn Ye Zhuming. He hasn't figured out I'm a woman, has he?"
Ye Zhuming, hands trembling: "!!! She's a woman?"
