The end times arrived. After a grueling battle against the zombies, we finally wiped out the last remaining zombies on Earth.
Just as we were getting ready to celebrate, our superiors suddenly told us that another mysterious group of zombies was still hiding somewhere on the planet.
Our leader, Zhang Dejiang, called me in for a talk that day. He wanted to send me to find a way to wipe out that zombie group.
I flat-out refused three times in a row.
I don't even have a wife, and you want me to die on the battlefield?
No way.
But he smiled, patted my shoulder, and whispered, "Win this battle, and I'll take care of your bachelor problem... You can pick any girl you want!"
Ladies... no, zombies, here I come!