The Immortal Thief

As a cultured person who transmigrated here, I say, if you can talk it out, don’t resort to violence. All this fighting every day is so uncivilized!

Now, listen up:

Everyone, line up with the men on the left and the women on the right. Men, leave all your valuables behind and get out. Women, you’re all coming with us.

Let me repeat!

This is a robbery! This is a robbery! Please take this seriously!