I Teased My Best Friend's Cold, Chaste Uncle by Mistake, and Now He Farts Every Day

[Abstinent, cool, and distant + scheming + beautiful, adorably clueless heroine + mind reading + jealous to a fault + sweet romance]

After a woman who transmigrated into a book stole Chu Yiran’s luck, misfortune followed her everywhere, and she died in a car accident. A Rainbow-Flattery Machine bound itself to her: all she had to do was flatter the child of destiny every day for a year to stay alive.

Reborn, she takes down the scheming green tea girl and battles her cunning stepsister, while shamelessly farting at her cool, abstinent uncle-by-friendship every day.

But...

At some point, the man who used to be so cold toward her began acting increasingly out of character.

All she did was smile at the man beside her during a press conference, and he stormed in, pulling her up in front of everyone and trying to drag her away.

“Miss Chu, what is your relationship with President Feng?”

“Uncle, he’s the uncle of my family’s best friend!”

“Uncle, you’re hurting me!” She smiled faintly and tried to pull her hand free.

The man’s gaze was icy, but his smile deepened as he lowered his head. “You were crying and begging me last night, and today you’ve forgotten what we are to each other? Yiran, are you sure you’ve finished farting?”

“How did you...”

“So, Yiran, tell them properly what our relationship is.”

Beneath the flashing lights, Chu Yiran turned to face the countless cameras, at a loss for tears. “I... I’m... in a relationship with President Feng because I want to have his babies.”

Feng Linghan turned to her and smiled ominously. “Yiran, what am I supposed to do with you? You’re the first person who’s ever dared to treat me this way!” If he hadn’t suddenly gained the ability to read her truest thoughts, perhaps...

Inside a gloomy secret chamber in the Feng family home, Chu Yiran trembled in fear...

Begging for a pat, begging for a hug, hehe...