“Why are you getting fatter and fatter?”
“What, you don’t like it?”
“No, no. The fatter you get, the cuter you are. I like you even more.”
“What do you think of 180 jin?”
“Maybe I should start working out? I don’t want to be too weak to carry you.”
The cool, assertive An Ruchang had never taken romance seriously, and the clueless straight man Sikong Ze had never caught on. The people around them couldn’t stand it any longer. “You’re childhood sweethearts and you’re so close. Just get together already.” The two stared at each other.
“I’d never go for him.”
“I’d never go for her.”
Later...
They ate their words.
“He’s actually not bad. I’m going to pursue him!”
From then on, it was endless sweetness, happy days, and hands that never stopped holding each other’s.
“I told you, don’t move. Let me do it!” Sikong Ze immediately stopped Ruchang from doing something dangerous.
“I only wanted to cut a pear. It’s too big,” Ruchang said, looking aggrieved.
“What? You want to split the pear? You don’t want me anymore?” Sikong Ze cried in alarm, immediately grabbing Ruchang by the sleeve.
“Then how am I supposed to eat it?” Ruchang was stumped.
The pear was then cut into countless little pieces.
“Good girl. Eat it with a toothpick.” Sikong Ze patted Ruchang’s head, his face full of tenderness.
The supporting cast: “That’s enough, you two!!”
