My name is Li Feng, a man who transmigrated from a previous life into the Tang Dynasty. I may not have a System, but I still beat Tuyuhun to a pulp, crush the Fan-Yang Lu clan, and beat the Turks into submission... All because I'm hungry for money.
Li Er: “Enemies are invading our borders. Li Feng, what do you think?”
Li Feng: “Your Majesty, pay me and I'll take care of it.”
Li Er: “The Five Clans and Seven Great Houses are getting out of hand. Li Feng, what do you think?”
Li Feng: “Your Majesty, pay me and I'll take care of it.”
Li Er: “Can you take care of it without money?”
Li Feng: “Your Majesty, what are you smoking?”
Tang Dynasty literature is useless. You are not the worst, but it is really not good. If you want to write mindless and cool articles about the city, you can at least look less childish. Your mindless and cool articles about history can shock people to death.