Getting married, do you have to do this little thing yourself?
"Do you still want to go on a blind date?"
"I don't want to."
"I don't want to either. How about we get married."
"Deal."
One morning after the marriage, someone pointed to the water on the gas stove and said: "The first step of a good wife and mother is to boil a pot of water."
"Okay, you win. Leave the kitchen to me, and you only have to be responsible for eating."
