The Sickly Princess Consort Arrives: The Crippled Prince Gets Beaten into Standing Again

Name: The Sickly Princess Consort Arrives: The Crippled Prince Gets Beaten into Standing Again
Author: Zhang Bàbà

病娇王妃嫁到：残王被揍站起来了

by Zhang Bàbà (张霸霸)

Status: Completed
Length: 735k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Palace & Household Intrigue
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Faithful to each other + devoted spouses + hilarious + a rebellious heroine + unhinged + yandere + no logic + pure wish fulfillment] Warning: [The heroine swears, is crazy, and has no manners. This is not a proper historical romance.]

On the first day after transmigrating, Shen Jiao married a crippled prince. On their wedding night, the Second Prince tried to take advantage of her and sneak into the bridal chamber in the crippled prince’s place.

Without a word, she rewarded him with a kick that would leave him unable to father children, then used the crippled prince as her antidote.

The next morning, she woke to find the prince glaring at her murderously. “I’m not feeling well. Call a doctor in here.”

As soon as she heard he wasn’t feeling well, she bolted. When they caught her and dragged her back, she clung to his leg.

“Your Highness, I’ll be more careful next time. Don’t chop off my head! How can you turn on me like that? You heartless cad!”

The prince’s face darkened, and he ordered her executed. But then she suddenly started throwing up and claimed she was pregnant.

The prince laughed in anger and told her to get lost. If she hadn’t given birth ten months from now, he’d have her head.

She muttered under her breath, “Don’t worry, you’re the only one. I don’t mind if it isn’t yours. I could have ten, not just one!”

His face turned black. “Chop her up and feed her to the dogs!”

Shen Jiao grinned and rushed over to put an arm around his neck, her face full of mischief. “Keep talking, and I’ll do to you what I did that night...”

He secretly swore he would kill this woman who didn’t know her place.

One day, Shen Jiao’s scalp started itching. Her face paled. “Oh no, my lovesick brain is growing in! I need to go dig up some wild vegetables to eat. I’d rather get lice than grow a lovesick brain!”

Even harder to deal with than an unhinged person is a yandere.

A clash between two strong personalities: who will come out on top?

A yandere beauty with an alluring face and a slender waist x an unhinged, jealous vinegar jar

Other names

On Their Wedding Night, the Sickly Prince Is Driven Mad by His Yandere Princess新婚夜，残王被病娇王妃折磨疯了Former title · until Oct 2026

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3.6kReads

8.8Score

423Shelves

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1.2MReads · all time

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78 likes3y ago
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53 likes3y ago
It's really good. I like the heroine's character very much. Although she is a bit arrogant, she is very individual and forthright. Just talking to the heroine can make the hero mad to death. I want to follow the update.
38 likes3y ago
I personally find it very interesting and always make me giggle😆... Although it is always "explicit", it is my cup of tea. When watching Shen and his wife fight against each other, hahaha... I couldn't stop having fun... Dare to love and hate, repay injustice with injustice and revenge with hatred, and they are both drama queens 🤭
32 likes3y ago
I really like the heroine's character, she's absolutely amazing hahaha, she's super pretty [Adored]
29 likes3y ago
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24 likes3y ago
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23 likes3y ago
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