Unlucky Xu An met his end in another world after stepping on an exploding condom. He became an honored “gold prospector” and acquired the Junk Reforging System, beginning a life devoted to becoming the “Junk King.”
Director of the Martial Security Bureau: “What? An eighth-level spatial rift? Quick, go fetch Buddha Xu An!”
A month later.
Commander of the border garrison: “The beast tide is back? What are you standing around for? Quick, go fetch Buddha Xu An!”
A year later.
Chairman of the United Government: “What? The aliens are attacking? Quick, go fetch Buddha Xu An!”
Xu An: “Stop coming to me! I'm really just a junk collector!”
