During her second reincarnation, the King of the Underworld was accidentally sealed until adulthood by the old Taoist priest she had met as a child. On the day she came of age, her spirit returned to her. Since the children who bullied her were so ill-mannered, she would start by taking it out on their elders.
The young general was famed for his integrity and for serving the people. Yet when he came across a kidnapped girl, he actually felt sorry for the bandits. He warned them, "I suggest you kill her right now."
"General Qi, you really know how to make a girl feel welcome. I think you're the one who wants me dead."
General Qi asked in return, "Do you think you can die?"
Gu Xiaoxiu: "Well, hell is my home, and I'm the biggest shot in the underworld."
Gu Xiaoxiu had lived for two thousand years and could do just about anything to make money. If she had to name a couple of things she couldn't do, they would be cooking and falling in love.
Gu Xiaoxiu was always brazen, so how did this mere mortal manage to get her so wrapped around his finger the moment they met? She didn't even know what it meant to like someone. She just wanted to devour this man, body and soul.
Tsk. I have to say, this general from the human realm is damn fine.
