Name: The Scheming Divine Beast and His Dimwitted Daoist
Author: Heatr

Synopsis

[Two male leads + alternate world + supernatural + past and present lives + nonhuman top] Just got out of the confinement room, so the rating should go up

“Big brother~ Big brother!” You want to hear someone call you big brother, right? Fine, I’ll indulge you.

“Mm.” Bai Ze curled his lips in satisfaction. “Good. From now on, call me that.”

Mei Qian Tu: “...” Do you think I’m a pigeon spirit, cooing all day long?

Bai Ze smiled faintly. “Agree to this, and I’ll approve your leave right away.”

Mei Qian Tu gave a strained laugh. “Could you cut me a deal? Just once?”

As the saying goes, you don’t hit someone who’s smiling. Bai Ze should understand that, too.

Bai Ze smiled. “How about a broken bone? Want one?”

Mei Qian Tu: “...” He took back what he’d just said.

His old friend had said, “Wait for me to come back.” Bai Ze waited alone for more than ten thousand years along the river of time.

After ten thousand years, his old friend finally returned.

Could they rekindle their past relationship?

He runs, he chases; there’s no way he can get away.

“Senior Brother, don’t say anything. Just let me hold you for a while.”

Mei Qian Tu’s heart turned sour at those words. It was bad enough being treated as a substitute, but now he wasn’t even allowed to speak? Did the man really think he had no temper?

“I’m not your senior brother!”

“You are. You are!” Bai Ze’s voice was firm and domineering. “Don’t deny it. I won’t allow it!”

“I’m not!” Mei Qian Tu was so angry that the tip of his nose stung.

Bai Ze was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed.

“Senior Brother, you look so beautiful when you’re jealous.”

“You’ve never been a substitute. You are Feng Xuan, and Feng Xuan is you. You’re my senior brother, and you always have been.”

[This story is set in a fictional world. Everything in it is made up, so don’t take it seriously.]

Other names

师兄，叫声哥哥来听听Alternate title on Fanqie

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Notes for reading: There is no female protagonist in this article. It is a story with two male protagonists. If you don't like it, don't read it. Those who read the article should pay attention to the introduction before reading. Note: The main and auxiliary CPs go in both directions. The writing style of this article tends to be slow-burning, with a slow flow and a long flow, and the pace is not too fast. I hope you guys can know this.
27 likes3y ago
As the third-rank official of the imperial court and the governor of Kaifeng Prefecture, I have been given three guillotines by the emperor: dragon, tiger, and dog. I have the right to hear this case. I order the author of this book to update it quickly and thoroughly investigate this book!
13 likes3y ago
This book is simply amazing!!! It's super good-looking. It doesn't just focus on fighting monsters and upgrading. Instead, it intersperses the protagonist's daily life. The protagonist doesn't suddenly change his personality. In short, it's a very relaxed daily routine. Highly recommended! 🥰🥰[Admiration]
10 likes3y ago
How can it be so beautiful!!!!! This book is sure to be a hit!!! The plot is so good!!!! But it would be better if this plot appeared in Haitang, because I don't want to meet Diandian anymore
6 likes3y ago
As an old bookworm who has been reading novels for many years, I can responsibly say that this book is really good-looking and a great book. Even though the rating is a little low, it does not affect its good-lookingness 🥰🥰🥰
6 likes3y ago
So pretty, so sweet, so cute
6 likes3y ago
Good looking! (٩(*´◒`*)۶, But I really didn't expect that the future would be a senior brother! The interaction between the two is really fun! The deputy CP is a bit awkward...😳 But I really love this feeling, oh, it's so good! Come on! ( ﹡ˆOˆ﹡ )
5 likes3y ago
My family, it's really good to watch 🥰 🥰, I like 🥰 🥰 very much, but I haven't finished it yet. Please do your best to update it 😫 😫 There are two male protagonists, remember to avoid lightning. Go to Kangkang! Highly recommended 😫 😫
5 likes3y ago
It's so beautiful. It's the first time I've read this type of article. I found it scary but I couldn't help but keep reading. I hope there can be more plots about Baize. Good cheers for the author!
5 likes3y ago
It's really beautiful!! The rating is just a bit low, is it because not many people watched it? But I think it's really pretty!! I haven't finished reading even one chapter!! Great!! Please update quickly! I made a typo. I didn't even skip a chapter.
4 likes3y ago

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