I'm Done Pretending for Even One More Day

[A bit of feel-good fun, with mind games later on]

Lin Mao is a wage slave who works from six in the morning until nine at night. After one unfortunate slip sends him falling into the water, he opens his eyes to find himself in ancient times.

He also gains a System, which takes pity on how unfamiliar he is with this world and gives him four skills.

Skill One: “Make your own voice incredibly deep and resonant.”

Skill Two: “Lower the temperature around yourself.”

Skill Three: “Create any illusory object around yourself.”

Skill Four: “Walk as easily as if on level ground, wherever you are.”

Yet these four skills, impressive in appearance but useless in practice, somehow make Lin Mao a living legend of the martial world.

“Hero Lin, please help me!”

Lin Mao’s face stiffened. He’d only managed to pass himself off as the best under heaven thanks to the skills the System gave him. In reality, he was a total weakling. How was he supposed to help?

“Hero Lin, I’ll give you money. Please, save me!”

Ahem, what’s that? You’ll pay? As long as the money’s right, I’ll even take down the emperor for you!

Also known as: “I’m the Best Under Heaven. What’s Wrong with Being a Little Cowardly?” and “I’m a Rookie, So Why Do You Keep Calling Me a Hero?”