Your Holiness, I Hear You've Lost All Your Cultivation

Name: Your Holiness, I Hear You've Lost All Your Cultivation
Author: The Old Creep Next Door

教皇陛下，听说你修为尽失

by The Old Creep Next Door (隔壁老邪)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 387k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Lu Wuchen accidentally transmigrates to the Wuteng Continent and merges with a Villain System. When he learns that the cultivation of the master who humiliated him has been completely lost, Lu Wuchen is overjoyed. “Master, you wouldn’t want anyone else to find out that you’ve lost all your cultivation, would you?” Now he has two choices before him: take the front door or the back way. Ning Yunbing grits her teeth. “You ungrateful disciple! Once I recover my cultivation, I’ll grind your bones to dust.” He gets a guy carrying a hammer drunk, then sneaks out that very night and pulls up the little plant the man has guarded for decades. The Martial Emperor of the Tianlong Dynasty comes for me, but I remain perfectly calm, because the one who’s arrived is my precious Empress Dowager! “Campus belle, you wouldn’t want the Child of Fortune to become a cripple, would you?” This novel is lighthearted, entertaining, and funny, with no frustrating plot points. Read on with confidence!

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