The Late Emperor Died Young, and I Want a Contraceptive Soup

[Putting Scumbags in Their Place + A Touch of Palace Intrigue + Transmigrate into a Book + Coming of Age + Devoted Couple + Sweet Romance + A Seductive Imperial Tutor vs. A Sharp-Tongued, Rebellious Young Empress Dowager]

Shen Miaomiao transmigrates into a novel where both the hero and heroine are notorious flirts, becoming the youngest empress dowager in the story, and the one who dies most miserably.

The palace maids and eunuchs urge her to keep a low profile and stop courting death.

Shen Miaomiao raises an eyebrow. “I’d like to keep a low profile too, but my abilities won’t let me.”

The Grand Empress Dowager is watching her like a hawk, and the original heroine can’t wait for her to disappear. If Shen Miaomiao keeps her head down, won’t she die even sooner?

Shen Miaomiao knows exactly what she’s doing. She refuses to be a pushover in the harem.

She flirts with the Imperial Tutor and picks fights with the male lead, setting off sparks wherever she goes as she navigates palace and household intrigue.

Everyone in the harem is terrified. This young empress dowager is far too fierce. They can’t afford to provoke her!

Shen Miaomiao starts out underestimated and rises to the top, crushing the previous palace-intrigue champion and putting this generation’s troublemakers in their place. She thrives in the harem.

But gradually, she realizes the original story’s plot has gone off the rails. The male lead, the second male lead... even the Nth male character, they all seem to be looking at her strangely...

The loyal Imperial Tutor by her side grows troubled.

The little girl he carefully raised has grown up, and there seem to be more and more pigs around her.

So one dark and windy night, someone slipped into her room.

“Shen Miaomiao, I think we should have a child!”

Shen Miaomiao: “!!! Can I say no?”

Feng Qi grips her wrist. “What do you think?”