The Daoist Priest's Compassion

(Goofy at first, then a quest to seek immortality and attain the Dao)

In this day and age, people are still cultivating immortality without a Taoist license?

You wretched creature, you’re nothing but a lickspittle! Today, this old man will punish you in the name of Heaven!

“Heaven and Earth, lend me your power!”

“Thunders of the Nine Heavens, take form!”

“By the command of the Supreme Lord Lao, obey my decree: Thunder, strike!”

Ever since the immortal sects reopened, the world of immortal cultivators has been revitalized. Two terrifying curses have been making the rounds:

“Fellow Daoist, please wait. Treasure, turn around.”