I’m Really So Sad

Damn! I transmigrated?

Did I die after getting impaled on a tree branch and turned into a human skewer?

Kong Fusheng had made something of himself at a young age, becoming an executive at a major state-owned enterprise. Then one rainy night, after drinking himself senseless, he couldn’t stop vomiting and lost his balance.

And then... he went headfirst into a roadside flower bed.

When he woke up, he was back at the eve of the college entrance exams, with nothing to his name.

Having to restart this game of life is pretty depressing...

Don’t panic if you’re forced to transmigrate!

All fear comes from a lack of firepower!

Bring me my blue-flaming, rat-a-tat-tat Gatling gun!

Let me use overwhelming firepower to turn this miserable life around!

I don’t seek riches or power.

I only hope that in this life, all of us can see our wishes come true!