Mr. Vampire, Come Play and Kiss!

Xu Qingling only wanted to dig a pit to bury her grandfather, but instead she dug up a handsome man. He was certainly good-looking, though his face was a little pale.

The handsome man was a man of few words. The first time they met, he tossed her a piece of clothing, then a phone. Somehow, he later took to tossing all sorts of fancy cards her way. She wasn't picky: her favorite was the black card, accepted worldwide and, most importantly, practical.

Xu Qingling was a country girl. On the day of her grandfather's burial, she met Shangguan Jue, a man who was always solemn and straight-faced, as stiff as an ancient tree.

For some inexplicable reason, he took her to live in a huge house, helped her slap down and torment scumbags from time to time, and occasionally flashed his two long fangs, showing off, before trying to get up close and personal with her neck.

She turned around and gave him a mighty smack!

The man was so angry he disappeared for three days. When he came back, a beautiful young woman was with him. Xu Qingling eagerly rushed over to massage the girl and take her out for fun. She even booked a hotel for the couple. The girl was delighted, but the handsome man was not! He disappeared in a huff for another three days. When he returned, he brought back two little red booklets, beaming with joy.

She promptly used them to start a fire and keep warm. The man was so furious his face twisted into a grimace, while she trotted along behind him, earnest and innocent.