Su Daomei, an unlucky old fool, was practicing singing, dancing, and rapping when he tripped over a basketball and transmigrated.
When he woke up, Su Daomei had become the master of one of the peaks of the Jidao Sect and awakened a sign-in and draw System. But he was so unlucky that he could never break through the Qi Refining stage.
The System couldn’t stand watching any longer, so it decided Su Daomei needed to take on disciples and change his luck.
First disciple: A transmigrator, a brilliant young scholar with sky-high intelligence. She pioneered a scientific cultivation system, using formation programming to automate idle cultivation and creating techniques such as spiritual energy equations and chemical alchemy. The outside world considers her a heretic.
Second disciple: Born with a Daoist body, an inheritor of the way of keeping a low profile and the ultimate hidden ace. No one but Su Daomei knows his true strength, because anyone who has seen it has received the full service: reduced to ashes and sent on their way.
Third disciple: Cultivated the Dao through deception and is known throughout the world as the Shape-Shifting Demon Lord. No one knows what they really look like, but since their arrival, a mysterious organization called the “Haotian Gang” has appeared in the world!
Fourth disciple: Carries the bloodline of the Void Kun, and an ancient beast called “Only Cause” is sealed within their body. The world has no place for them.
Fifth disciple: Immortal and utterly reckless. Favorite sayings: “A real man fights!” and “Art is self-destruction!”
Years later, a Female Emperor joined Su Daomei’s sect, only to discover that she, despite being hailed as a future Great Emperor, was so utterly ordinary.
Meanwhile, Su Daomei simply reclined in his rocking chair and sighed, “At last, I have a normal disciple!”
