Longevity: From Fishing and Looting Corpses to Laying Low Until I’m Invincible

Name: Longevity: From Fishing and Looting Corpses to Laying Low Until I’m Invincible
Author: Tomato and Crab Stir-Fry

长生：从钓鱼摸尸开始，苟到无敌

by Tomato and Crab Stir-Fry (番茄炒螃蟹)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 218k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Traditional Eastern Fantasy
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Immortality + King of Playing It Safe + Wild Schemes + Hilarious Cultivation + The Ultimate Coward + No System + Slow Burn]

This fishing fanatic clearly has an immortal constitution, yet he’s ridiculously timid.

While everyone else is spilling blood beneath the heavens to seize their fortunes, he lurks on the edge of the battlefield, looting the bodies and picking up the scraps...

Powerful cultivators clash, shattering mountains and seas?

Li Jianguo lies in the grass, waiting to scavenge!

Fairies and witches fight until heaven and earth grow dim?

Li Jianguo perches in a treetop. “Go on, fight! Better yet, both of you get badly hurt so I can loot your stuff!”

Then one day...

A major sect’s wanted posters are plastered all over the cultivation world:

“Wanted: Li Jianguo. This scoundrel specializes in theft and other vile deeds, and is notorious for stripping fairies of their underwear and digging up other people’s ancestral graves. Three thousand spirit stones will be awarded to whoever brings in his head!”

Li Jianguo scratches his butt as he reads the poster.

“Only three thousand?”

“Pfft! Broke losers!”

(The main appeal of this book: An immortal, shameless survivalist loots corpses and rises to become the greatest scoundrel of all time. The magical treasures of fairies and witches all end up in my hands, and I’ll even strip my enemies’ coffins bare!)

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