Just Because: Bean-Toe Shoes and Chelsea Boots

When the bean-toe shoes charged at the Golden Chelsea boots, the entire universe was turned upside down. The energy released by the two was enough to destroy everything, and even God couldn’t stop it from happening. With Earth on the brink of destruction, a man in suspenders stepped forward. He used a basketball to cancel out the speed of the Golden Chelsea boots, and his suspenders and Iron Mountain Lean to counter the force of General Yu’s flying kick in bean-toe shoes. The three forces converged, and after a massive explosion, Earth returned to calm. The Golden Chelsea boots were hurled westward by the force. When General MacArthur saw them, he knew it was already too late to retreat. Bolt even spent a whole night studying how to run in the Golden Chelsea boots. It wasn’t that he understood how, though. It was just that morning had come. The energy sent the bean-toe shoes flying east. When archaeologists found them, they knew that the East couldn’t lose its bean-toe shoes, just as the West couldn’t lose Jerusalem. After two and a half years of research, a famous Western historian became even more convinced that it was lucky a meteorite, and not a pair of bean-toe shoes, had hit the dinosaurs. Otherwise, their suffering would have been multiplied ten thousandfold!