Honghuang: I Started by Tricking Haotian into Slapping the Twelve Golden Immortals

Zhang Qing transmigrated to the Primordial World and awakened a sign-in System. Unfortunately, the System only gave him “useless” things: an ordinary-looking Chaos Bead, a battered and incomplete Chaos Bell, and a supreme cultivation technique that was faded and incomplete... He put all this useless stuff in his home and opened a general store to conceal his identity. He kept a low profile in the Primordial World, planning to wait until the Investiture of the Gods was over and get a low-ranking Earth Immortal post in Heaven. He never expected every customer at his store to have an astonishing identity! Haotian: “The Twelve Golden Immortals have overstepped their station. Slap them!” Yang Jian: “Yuding wants to use me to take his tribulation? I'll beat him up first!” Shiji: “Taiyi was unreasonable and struck first. There's nothing wrong with me sending him to meet his tribulation, is there?” Zhao Gongming: “The Treasure-Dropping Golden Coin? Sorry, it's in my hands now. Randeng, go meet your tribulation obediently!” Tongtian: “Yuanshi wants to destroy my Jie Sect, and the Western Teachings want to join in? Then I'll deal with them all at once!” Houtu: “Thank you, Shopkeeper Zhang, for bringing the Twelve Ancestral Witches back to life!” Empress Nuwa: “I don't care what happens to the Primordial World, as long as Shopkeeper Zhang is safe.” Queen Mother of the West: “There seems to be a problem with the peach trees. Could you take a look, Shopkeeper Zhang?” The Investiture of the Gods in the Primordial World took a completely different course because of a little general store in Yincheng. Just as Zhang Qing, after keeping his head down until the Investiture of the Gods ended, was preparing to settle for an Earth Immortal post, he suddenly became the Purple Tenuity Emperor appointed by Heaven, Empress Nuwa's close friend, the subject of rumors about Queen Mother of the West, Tongtian's best friend, and more...