The Soft-Rice Immortal Lord: Honey, I Want Food! I'm Hungry!

The title is what it is. I can't change it now that the contract is signed, but the story itself is pretty good.

It tells the tale of an ordinary young man caught up in a century-long wager between a True Immortal and a killer little witch.

For a hundred years, the True Immortal keeps sending people to kill him, while the little witch protects him.

As the saying goes, a life of leeching off your wife is sweet enough to make you a god.

He takes the art of living off his wife to heart and reaches a level that earns everyone's respect and admiration. Thus, he becomes known as the True Lord Who Leans on His Wife and Owns It.

One day, he discovers that he's become incredibly powerful, but still wants to keep living off his wife until the end.

And so he is counted among the six most shameless True Lords of the immortal realm, alongside the True Lord Who Puts on a Show, the True Lord Who Kneels and Apologizes, the True Lord Who Demands More Money, the True Lord Who Swears in Your Face, and the True Lord Who Won't Stop Talking.

True Lord Who Leans on His Wife and Owns It: Tell me, whose woman in all the world is more formidable than mine?

True Lord Who Swears in Your Face: The oath I make today will be your torment tomorrow.

True Lord Who Demands More Money: More money, more goods. That's the best deal you'll ever get from me!

True Lord Who Kneels and Apologizes: If I kneel and apologize to you, who would dare stop me?

True Lord Who Won't Stop Talking: If you can't listen to what I have to say, how are you any different from a dead man?

True Lord Who Puts on a Show: What right do those five idiots have to call themselves my equals among the six great True Lords?

True Lord Who Leans on His Wife and Owns It: “Honey, this secret realm is too tough!”

“I'll destroy it right away!”

“Honey, they stole my treasure.”

“Tell me, how do you want them to die?”